Things
that should NEVER be done/seen in public.
We
all know, at least most of, the 10 Commandments. I have taken it
upon myself to add a few more. These are all fairly easy to follow
and understand so here goes.
Commandment
11- Thou shalt not go out in public in pajama pants...its not only
lazy but it looks horrible....this especially applies to anyone that
wants to wear pajama pants with stains, holes or falling off your
ass...spare the rest of us and just put in something presentable...
Commandment
12- Thou shalt control your brats in public...I don't care how unruly
they are at home but when you are out in public please for the love
of all things holy keep them under control
Commandment
13- Thou shalt not talk like an LOL cat all the time...once in awhile
is fine and it can even be funny/cute...but talking like that all the
time makes you sound stupid...and we all know you aren't stupid
Commandment
14- Thou shalt not wear pants that are so tight your fat hangs over
the top...the rest of us find it disturbing and fear for our lives if
the button pops off...there is no shame in buying pants that actually
FIT you...
Commandment
15- Thou shalt not poke your ass out when walking in attempt to
make ur it look better...you look like a duck...or like you need to
take a shit...its not cute and while i find it highly amusing i feel
you should know how stupid you look
Commandment
16- Thou shalt take your socks off before sex...if you can take off
the rest of ur clothes you can take the extra 10 seconds and take
your socks off too...its just weird
Commandment
17- thou shalt shave your pits (women)....there should not be 3in of
hair under ur arm...especially when u are wearing a tanktop...it's
gross...if u want to have man pits fine...just don't make the rest of
us look at it
Commandment
18- if u are too scared to drive the gas guzzling monster u call a
truck...park it!
Commandment
19- thou shalt not walk outside in your underware...it's
disturbing...
Commandment
number 20 thou shalt not wear a bikini if you have cottage cheese
belly and enough stretch marks to make a road map...no one thinks its
cute...I'm pretty sure I just saw some small children run in fear and
someone just gouged out their eyes...please save me the trouble of
having to use brain bleach and cover up your belly...
Commandment 21- Thou
shalt wear your teeth in public. I totally understand having to get
dentures. BUT that does not mean that I want to see you without them
in. It's creepy looking and frankly, kind of gross. Please put them
in your head while in public, not only do we not want to see it, but
you should have a little self respect and WANT to wear them. You did
spend A LOT of money on them didn't you?
I'm sure there will be more of these as it gets warmer and I go out more....I'll comment on my posts to let you know when I have updated this one so you don't miss it lol.
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