Sunday, April 29, 2012

My kids lost their brains today...

It's been day around here today.  As you read in my last post (and if you haven't read it yet shame on you! lol) we had the issue with The Bully, and now we have a few incidents of them (and when I say them I usually mean my younger son) being brainless.

Since my last update my oldest came running in the house and turned around and showed me his butt.  No he wasn't outside running around naked lol, though now that I think about it I do have a funny story about that for another day lol.  Anyway, he comes in to show me that he has a HUGE hole in his under ware.  WTF?!  How in the hell did you rip your under ware and please turn around when you are talking to me I am not talking to your butt!  He starts telling me some elaborate story about how he was running and got caught on something and it ripped his underpants.  Ummmm.....wrong.  Try telling me the truth, I may not be the smartest person on Earth but I do have a brain and I know you are lying to me.  After some protesting that he was, in fact, telling me the truth I threatened him with soap in the mouth and low and behold the truth came out!  Apparently The Bully gave him a wedgie.  Now, I have give my fair share of wedgies to people in my day and I know how hard you have to pull someones under ware to rip them.  I don't know how he was walking right!  When I asked him why he didn't just tell me the truth about what happened he told me it was because he didn't want to get The Bully in trouble.  Now, if this were any other kid this statement would shock me, BUT I know my son and I know that he is one of those people that wants EVERYONE to like him.  Which is why he won't stand up to The Bully, and why he didn't want to tell me what really happened.  It breaks my heart that hes that way but I really have no idea what to do about it.  Anyway, while he was sitting here and I was talking to him about it my mom all of the sudden screamed for my other son.  Scared the shit out of me!  When he came in the house my mom asked him what the hell he thought he was doing.  I'm still oblivious to what the hell was going on because it took him all of like 5 seconds to get in the house when he was called since he KNEW he was in trouble.  Come to find out he decided to chase a moving car and try to grab the bumper of it.  WTF?!  Where the hell is your effin brain kid?  Do you know how dangerous that is?  Well, apparently not because this isn't the first time he has done this.  Oi vey!  After talking to him about it I let them both go back outside to play BUT they had to stay within my sight, which isn't very far.  A little while later The Bully comes back over and they are all outside playing in the court, no biggie, I can see them.  Well, I look out the door to see my younger son drinking out of a freakin' mud puddle in the middle of the street!  Now, let me tell you, this morning when I got home I got out of the car to see my boys making a mud/grass/rock/DOG SHIT pie.  I made them dump it out, which they did in the middle of the street, right in the puddle that my son was drinking out of!!! *GAG*  this is the 2nd time in the past few hours i have had to ask him where the hell his brain was at today.  Of course my smart ass child responds to me with, I left it at dad's house.  UGH!!  I made him come in the house and brush his teeth and all that but he actually swallowed some of the water so I am hoping it doesn't make him sick :/.  Another incident of WTF today was when the boys(of course), were sitting on this big wooden box out front of the neighbors house pushing each other off of it.  UM....why?  What in the hell makes you think this is a good idea?  Are you so bored that you have to resort to trying to hurt each other?  Well of course as soon as I think this my oldest pushed his brother off of the box and he starts screaming.  My first thought is, great, his first broken bone.  Thankfully he wasn't hurt so much as shocked at the fact that he fell on his head.  Before I get flamed for not taking him to the DR over it, he was fine.  No bump, no blood, just a little pain.  He came in and I looked him over and he ran back outside with no ice or anything.  At the moment they are all outside playing.  I'm sure before the night is over there will be another WTF moment.  Today has been full of them lol.

Side note, my daughter is out there playing and The Bully made her mad so she decided to start pinching him.  Now I don't condone this type of behavior, but it s good to know that she won't take shit off of people no matter how big or mean they are.

Well, it's 7:30 and I have kids to bathe and beds to get them in.  Wish me luck, it's going to be a pain in the ass to get them in the house lol.  As always, comments are welcome and please share my page with your friends.  Be sure to follow me!


  1. good lord.. i thought my house was a madhouse.. wth did we think having 4 kids lol

  2. Omg obviously I'm behind.... And Ewww. Think there may be sunspots or something effecting their thinking?

  3. Not too sure what happened yesterday to be honest with you. I'm thinking it had something to do with the alignment of the planets or something...whatever it was I'm glad it was only a one day far its only a one day thing lol