I don't understand women...

Don't understand them at all.  Which is pretty bad since I am one lol. Y'all confuse the fuck out of me. One minute things are great and the next y'all are flipping the hell out over some stupid shit that no sane person would give a flying fuck about. You care more about what other people think about you than what you think about yourself. You spend entirely too much time picking out the perfect outfit and shoes then doing your hair and makeup and most of your conversations are meaningless. Not to say all women are this way, obviously I can't say that since I am the exact opposite of all of those things and last time I checked I am still a woman. I hear/read some of the most insanely stupid babble come out of women's mouths and i can't help but wonder if they really live in such a bubble fhat they think these are the biggest problems people have.  Who cares who is dating who or who wore what with what shoes or what so and so said about someone. Not me!  I could care less about celebrities and feel that they are not only over glamorize but way overpaid and i think they are a main contributing factor to so many people having body image issues. I actually laugh when one gets married and guess how long it will last before it ends in an ugly, over publicized divorce. Why do ull waste so much of your lives worrying about other people and what they do or don't do in their lives?  Men have shit figured out right. Eat, sleep, work, fuck, play. Pretty simple existence. The most they really stress about is money and what their wife/girlfriend is going to get mad at them for next.  Most of them know life is too short to stress over every little thing.  Side note, as I am sitting here typing this a woman just walked by wearing sweat pants(breaking a commandment) with her hair and makeup done. Can someoke please explain to me why you would take all that time to do hair and makeup but not put on a pair of decent fucking pants?!  But that just proves my point really. Personal opinion, makeup says to me "I'm ashamed of how I look and I'm trying to hide it".  Ladies y'all are all beautiful WITHOUT the clown paint. Going back to the whole celebrity thing, not one of them are as attractive as they are portrayed to be without all the makeup on. It takes them HOURS to look that good. We could all be Hollywood beautiful idc we had the time to do it. Stop comparing yourselves to them and be happy with who you are, body and mind.
Anyways I have a baby screaming for me so i need to run. As always comments are always welcome and please share my page with your friends <3