As you all know I am a member of several different "mommy" sites. Why you ask? Because these women amuse the fuck out of me. Seriously, I can not believe some of the shit that I read on these sites. For the most part I stay quiet because I know that if I don't I am going to offend someone, or get booted from the site haha. Hell, some of you are probably reading this because you saw my signature in a reply or on my profile and were curious what my blog is all about. Welcome :)
Anyways, the point of all that was to get to my rant, so here it goes....
YOU HAVE A BABY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO WANT TO LOOK AT AND/OR TOUCH HIM/HER!!!! Get the fuck over it!!!!! Yes its annoying but I am almost 10000000% positive you have done the same thing at one point or another in your life. Your kid is not made of glass so I'm fairly certain that she isn't going to break into a million tiny little pieces if someone other than you touches her. You can't keep our kid in a fucking bubble. She is going to come into contact with germs and she is going to get sick. It's part of growing up, hell, its part of life! I was reading where one woman actually smacked some one's hand for touching her baby's FOOT. Her fucking foot...now, correct me if I am wrong but I don't think little precious is going to contract some crazy illness from someone touching her foot. I'm not typically a nice person, in case you haven't been able to tell from my previous posts, but come on, smacking someone for touching your kids foot is a bit over the top. This is part of what's wrong with the world now. People just don't give a shit about other people anymore. I have come to realize that most of the time it's an old person that wants to touch a baby, or a toddler for that matter. I try to think of it this way, maybe that little old lady that is cooing over my baby doesn't have any family, or maybe she's thinking about how fast life has flown by her, or maybe her husband just died recently and she needs a little bit of joy and innocence to bring a smile to her face, maybe she is fighting something like cancer and she wants to bask in the perfectness that is my child. That goes for anyone for that matter. Be polite, let them coo at Jr and maybe touch them and when the person walks away wipe em down with a wipe. Set an example for your kid, and try to make it a good one.
This leads me to the 2 types of moms that annoy the holy fuck out of me. Sanctomommy and helicopter mom. For fucks sake people get over yourselves. Let the kids be kids. Back off a bit. And no you are no better than me. Let me explain.
Let's start with helicopter mommy, shes the mom you see at the playground hovering over her kids and telling them they can't do most things because they are dangerous, like climbing the slide or going across the monkey bars. These are the women that have kids that are scared to do most anything for fear of getting hurt. These women need to understand that, and yes I am going to say it again, YOUR KIDS ARE NOT GOING TO BREAK!!!!! They are kids, they are supposed to get scraped knees and bruised foreheads. They NEED to explore things without you hovering over them constantly. They NEED to get hurt once in awhile and you NEED to trust your own damn parenting enough to cut the cord and let them do what kids do best, play and explore. Don't you remember being a kid? How much more fun it was to slide own the slide when you climbed up it rather than used the steps like you should have. Falling off your bike and scraping your knee, jumping off the swing when you got it going so high you thought you were going to flip over the top. All of these things are NORMAL kid shit and you need to back the fuck off and let them do it. I promise you that you are doing more harm than good by hovering over them making them scared of EVERYTHING. What's going to happen when they go out into the real world? How in the hell are they ever going to have any self confidence if you keep making them think that everything they do is wrong or bad? Step back and leave them be.
Now onto sanctomommy. The mom who thinks she is perfect and that you suck as a parent if you don't do things the same way she does. More often than not they are the non vaccinating, organic feeding, hippy dippy bubble heads that have nothing better to do than shove their views and opinions down your throat any chance they get. Let me tell you something, I want to cunt punch all of you. You are no better than any of the rest of us that are trying to raise our kids half ass decently and you annoy the shit out of everyone that you come into contact with. Your kids aren't any better than mine and more often than not, they are worse. You don't discipline your kids ever, so what the hell makes you think that your kids are better behaved than mine? They just pretend to be perfect little people, until you are out of sight. That's when Jr really shows his true colors. He's the kid that will tattle on every other kid and tell them what they are doing wrong and how to do it the right way, but as soon as someone points out that he's doing something wrong he melts down and goes running to mommy to fight his battle for him. You are the mom that thinks every other kid is picking on your kid, but in all actuality, he's the one that's picking on everyone else. He's the id who is going to grow up and not know how to function in society because mommy isn't going to be there to make sure no one is being mean to him. For the love of all things holy, STOP IT!!!! Discipline your brat so the rest of us don't have to pretend to like him.
Well, there's my rant. I feel a bit better now. As always comments are always welcome and please share my page with your friends <3